Whooo! It’s been a doozy of a year, amirite?!

Hope the rest of 2024 treats you well, whether you’re gearing up to eat turkey, open presents, or simply nap aggressively through the whole holiday season. And, to those brave souls stuck cooking the turkey or emptying their bank accounts for gifts, my deepest sympathies. May your turkey be perfectly cooked, and may your wrapping paper supply miraculously never run out.

Now, here’s the real news! I cooked up a little solo RPG for all you folks who want to roll some dice in peace—whether you’re at a bus stop, an airport, or hiding from a family gathering in the garage with a plate of pie. It’s called Junk Kings, and it’s my tribute to the underappreciated world of… (drumroll, please)

Space. Salvage. Yards.

That’s right! Junk Kings lets you live out your dream of being the undisputed monarch of a space scrapyard, gathering valuable junk, dodging rival scrappers, and occasionally dealing with a robot that thinks it’s your boss (it’s not, but good luck telling it that). I spent about a month crafting this beauty, drawing inspiration from all those random piles of… “resources” that never get enough love in space games.

So, if you’re looking for a game where you can fight for the right to rule a galaxy’s worth of space junk, while also potentially wrangling space rats, malfunctioning AI, and a few “totally legitimate” trade deals, this one’s for you.

May your rolls be high, your scrap be plentiful, and may you never accidentally salvage your own spaceship. Enjoy! 🎲