I just read the original game everyone's riffing on (missed opportunity: "What's So Cool About Space Jam?") and probably the first thing I noticed was the lack of rules for getting hurt, so this is excellent.
OK, but seriously: the fact that this jam is over and no one made "What's So Cool About Space Jam?" is a collective failure. That or a healthy fear of Warner Bros.'s legal department.
Maybe someone can pick it up and make something about blasketball for the blaseball jam. (That someone is not me.)
