Anyone who got here not from the jam
The design criteria are:- This is frustrating, I had to redo lots of content.
- I do not feel like the game is being fair.
- It is not very clear what I have to do.
- The graphics are, to be honest, ugly in this one.
- My ears have broken from the bad quality of sounds.
- There are many bugs which do not feel like features.
- My wallet is empty after I played this free game.
- My soul has been taken away on an unexpected journey.
- I went in with low expectations and was disappointed anyway.
- This tenth criteria is here for padding, I hate it.
So I guess purpose served. I cant read the illegible instructions and i cant get off the first platform because my control ends up panning the camera with no noted way to get back.