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I dropkicked The Rock off a bridge because he fucking robbed my Snickers.
Hi my name is Fiddle With My BBC, and this is my story.

It had been a long day and I had just been to Walmart and bought myself a delicious Snickers bar as a treat.
Seconds later I saw The Rock lurking behind me.
Little did I know he had his eye on my delicious Snickers, and I soon as I left the store, he quickly lunged forward and snatched it out my hands !
Before I knew it, he had fucking demolished the entire bar in two seconds and began laughing at me.
I was fucking furious. He had fucking robbed my favorite snack and he mocked me for it.
In a fit of rage, I did the unthinkable : I quickly dragged him onto the nearby bridge and I dropkicked his ugly bald ass off the bridge.
As he fell to his death on the road below, I felt no remorse as I'd gotten justice for his despicable actions. I don't regret it.

Do you think what I did was wrong ? Let me know in the comments !

I drank 20 protein shakes in 5 seconds because John Cena fucking robbed my dumbbells.
Hi my name is Tickle My Micro BBC, and this is my story.

I had just finished my last set of dumbbell curls at the gym. When I looked up, I saw that fucking thief John Cena snatching my weights and running away !
I was fucking furious, I quickly got into my car and ran away.
In my blind rage, I drove up to a gas station and went inside. I quickly found the protein shakes and downed every last one in five seconds.
I felt like a superhero as I made my way back to the gym.
I saw John Cena gloating with my precious dumbbells at the parking lot and immediately felt my anger boiling inside me.
I ran up to that thief John Cena, and with one punch I knocked his dumb ass out.
I quickly scooped up my dumbbells and continued my workout.
I don't regret it. John Cena got exactly what he deserves for fucking robbing my dumbbells.

Do you think I did the right thing ? Let me know in the comments !

I burned down Big Ben because Rishi Sunak fucking robbed my fish and chips. Hi my name is Lick My Long Shlong and this is my story.

I just driven from London to England and went to buy some delicious fish and chips from the local restaurant.
As I began walking home with my food, I saw Rishi Sunak kidnapping XL bullies from innocent families. He then caught a glimpse over my food and began running after me.
Before I could react, he had fucking got his filthy hands on my fish and chips and ran away.
I was fucking furious. I sprinted after that fucking thief, but the jammy fucker got away.
That's when I noticed that hideous looking giant clock in the distance.
I quickly gathered as many matches as possible and sprinted towards it. I then lit the matches and watched as this stupid fucking clock burned to the ground in a matter of seconds.
That thief Rishi Sunak got exactly what he deserves for robbing my delicious fish and chips.

I was then sentenced to death.

Do you think I did the right thing ? Let me know in the comments !

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I locked my wife in the freezer, because she fucking robbed my cookies. My name is I Need A BBC In Me, and I had enough of that BITCH of a wife.

We've been married for ten years, and she had been slowly taking advantage of me more and more.
After coming home one day and finding the thieving bitch had devoured every last cookie from the jar without my permission, I snapped.
I grabbed her in a fury, tossed her into the freezer and quickly slammed the door shut.
The dumb bitch started banging on the door and screaming but I kept yelling back that she was getting what she deserved.
I kept her in there for hours until eventually her screams died down and all I heard were the hum of the refrigerator and the stillness of the night.
It had been too late when I realized what I had done.
I didn't care I was just showing that greedy bitch that she can't fucking rob my precious cookies lmao xd

The following morning, I opened the door and saw that she was dead frozen from the inside out.
I don't feel a shred of remorse. She got exactly what she deserved.
I can finally enjoy my cookies in peace, without the risk of them being robbed by the greedy animal I married out of pity.

My name is I Need A BBC In Me. Do you think I did the right thing ? Let me know in the comments !

I shot them dead because they fucking robbed all the candy from my store.
Hi my name is Suck My Sweaty Balls and this is my story.

I was a regular shopkeeper, just trying to make enough money to feed my family.
I just locked up for the day, when I heard a loud thud in the store.
I sprinted to the noise and found what I thought was escaped elephants devouring every piece of candy from my store.
I was fucking furious. I began to feel an uncontrollable rage build up.
They had fucking robbed my most prized possession, my delicious candy, and I was gonna make them regret their despicable actions.
I quickly pulled up my shotgun from my bag and fully loaded it.
Those fucking cheeky bastards tried to run away but I chased those fat asses down and shot them down.
Eventually, those 600 pounds bodies bled to death.
Those fat bastards got exactly what they deserved for fucking robbing my precious candy.

I don't regret it. Did I do the right thing ? Let me know in the comments !

My boss fucking robbed my curry so I stabbed him to death.
My name is Suck My Furry Ass and this is my story.

It was a beautiful day, I had just discovered that my mom has been fired for putting laxatives at the school diner at the local school, and for trying to put Icely Puzzles rule 34 hentai at the entrance for every one to see.
I then ran from Mumbai to India to calm down. When I arrived home, I demanded my hideous looking wife to cook me some dinner.
The next day I took my delicious looking curry to work for my morning snack.
As I was about to dig in when I discovered it was gone, my thieving boss had robbed it to feed him to his dogs.
I was fucking furious. I was going to make that fucking thief pay for his despicable actions.
I grabbed my sword from my desk and went to his office to confront him. He denied it so I snapped.
I quickly shoved the sword inside his ass, and he paid the ultimate price for his actions.
In the blink of an eye, that fucking thief was finally dead.
I can finally enjoy my wife's delicious homemade curry in peace, without him fucking robbing it.

I don't regret it. Do you think I did the right thing ? Let me know in the comments !

I shot up Wendy's because they fucked up my order. Yo my name is Case-Oh and this is my story.

It was a regular day of being a fat ugly smelly streamer with no bitches, and I went to get my usual snacks from Wendy's of 27 Baconators, 350 chicken nuggets, 74 large fries with 69 large chocolate Frosties on the side.
When I got there, I placed my order.
I have been waiting for three fucking seconds, and my order still hadn't arrived, so I began to lose my temper.
I demanded my food to be served immediately, or I would spread my cheeks on the counter.
When my food finally fucking arrived, and they had completely fucked it up. They only gave me an hideous looking curry bean burger and a Diet Coke.
In a fit of rage, I tossed the bag right back at the fat useless braindead bitch that served me, and quickly pulled out my machine gun.
I instantly shot that useless fucking bitch up, and then gunned down everyone else in the store who laughed at my injustice.
In the blink of an eye, everyone was dead.

I don't regret it. Are you subscribed to Case-Oh ? Let me know in the comments.