HAHAHAHAHA...

Too funny to play X'D

Funny writing,  no balancing in fights, many items/spells, a few options and some nasty bugs.   6/15.

This game is RPG Maker-24-hour perfection. Highly recommended.

The game starts off with some seriously hard to pronounce names and some options. Characters have personalities so that is a nice start.

Not the Ass Harem! Also how deep of a sleeper is my character?

Checking over my assman stats and I have some interesting abilities, but no healing. Hopefully someone in my ass harem is an ass healer.

I got some serious bling, I think magic is the way to go.  Then again, once I found my super swords I am starting to feel like a blue haired anime protagonist. Someone is going to get a beat down. I am going to kick some...ass.

This world is very helpful in guiding you on your way, which means of course I am about to wander.

Found a shop that sells things I am already stocked up on and offers me a chance to rest, which might help if I had seen any combat with my super stats yet.

Passed through some small fort, literally just passed right through it, no actual fort here. 

Found a treasure chest on the map that was twice the size of the towns, no idea what was in it, got no message when it was opened and I have so much crap that I didn't notice a difference.

Wandered off and noticed that this world has half mountains that suddenly cut off into a river, strange geography.

I've passed through many towns, yet like property you own on a monopoly board, nothing happens when I land on them.

All that walking lead me to my airship which was half a continent away, I should really learn to park closer to home.

Random wanderings lead me to a snow land and a giant castle, inside is some old man straight from an anime, finally progress.

Combat! I am in a grass field suddenly, despite being in a snow castle. Geography man. As expected, encounters are super easy.

I have finally encountered the true villain of this game, no exits. I am forever trapped in this snow castle with the old anime dude shop keeper. No ass harem for me.

Overall this was obviously meant to be a silly game and it has that. The sense of humor was not my style but I got more than a few chuckles out of the ridiculous dialogue and just bad bad mapping. I have no idea where the story would have lead, perhaps I was meant to spend an eternity in this cold castle with nothing but an old man to cuddle up to.