I found this hard on the eyes but with some cool nuggets. "skateboarding's white cube" is a nice turn of phrase.

Give yourself a headache with the flashing high-contrast striped grid visuals while you read such thoughts as "I want to be rich NOW," "I love puppies and kitties but only when I don't live with them," "Radioland is such a lovely song," "Butts are so cool," and "I'm not 113 years old." 5-10 minutes of moving your flashing striped square so that it is adjacent to other flashing striped squares, then clicking them to display what are probably excerpts from the Dev's twitter feed.

this was really cool, i may steal the idea >:}