On December 8th, a company that's supposedly run by real human beings with names and personalities you could interact with, known as Funko Inc. sent their legion of T-9000 extermination robots out into the wild with no clear goal or ambition. As a result, our humble, modest home known as ITCH.io was ransacked in a surprise attack from which we had to flee. The devastation was massive, our libraries, our homes, our families were burned to the ground in mere seconds. The night was dark, and all seemed lost.
By the power of not being a complete tool bag, Leaf is able to dismantle the machines attacking us. But he doesn't stop there, Leaf manages to damage Funko so badly, humiliate them so completely, that the ghouls at Funko try to intimidate his poor mother in a last ditch effort to at the very least get leaf to stop totally "laying the fucking smack down epic style" on them by "posting one factual tweet". Of course, the merciful Leaf leaves Funko be in a hope that they will change their foolish, evil ways.
And this is why we gather today! The "Funko pop incident commemoration JAM" is a hastily thrown together (with love) general jam made to celebrate the rebellious and free spirit of the platform we call home, ITCH.io!
The jam will run until the end of January since we know December is a busy season for most people. Take your time and have fun!
The goal here is to have fun, celebrate ITCH.io, and never forget Funko's spectacular blunder!
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