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| Criteria | Rank | Score* | Raw Score |
| Overall | #1 | 4.143 | 4.143 |
| Unfairness | #1 | 5.000 | 5.000 |
| Confusion | #1 | 5.000 | 5.000 |
| Bugs | #1 | 5.000 | 5.000 |
| Ear destruction | #2 | 4.333 | 4.333 |
| Microtransactions | #4 | 2.667 | 2.667 |
| Frustration | #5 | 4.000 | 4.000 |
| Uncanny Valley | #11 | 3.000 | 3.000 |
Ranked from 3 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.
I solemnly swear that I've made a bad game
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Its awful. 10/10
Wild. I included it in my Game Breaker’s Toolkit Jam compilation video series, if you’d like to take a look. :)
Thanks for playing... or trying to.
There actually is a game (of sorts), but apparently what I made is evidently so broken it didn't even load for you. For this jam, that feels more like a success than a failure 😆
EDIT: For a technical explanation, it probably choked when attempting to load the giant textures. Window resize happens after module initialization is complete but before external files are loaded.
Iam Ajn Donita is Esperanto for Ever Given, according to Google Translate. I don't actually speak Esperanto so I have no idea how to pronounce it either.
truly a masterpiece for this jam. My speakers exploded, my CPU's heatsink melted, my CPU became a fusion reactor and now I have a nuclear PC thanks a lot....
Thanks for playing!
In testing we found that you need something like a Ryzen 9 3900X to run the game at full speed, and even then you're limited by graphics; my RTX 3060 can push between 10-30 FPS and my friend with the 3900X reported similar results with his RTX 2070. I probably shouldn't have set system requirements so high.
I think they're right on point. Every gamer who doesn't have an RTX 3090 is a plebian.... although buying 1 is hard right now...
I'm not sure what to say ... it's ... well ... hmm ... considering the jam, this is a MASTERPIECE! :)
Thanks for playing!
It does kind of defy description, doesn't it? It's just barely a game, and just barely not malware.