This is indeed a game. Not much to see here. Lots of text, for a platformer. Visuals are underwhelming, and game plays somewhat strangely.
An original concept delivered with some charming humor and visuals that pop. The well judged colorblind mode is the icing on the cake for me and allows me to play easily through where I might have otherwise had to sadly dip out. An amazing effort for a solo dev; deserves more attention than it's apparently getting.