For your title this was... remarkably less fun that I thought it'd be. 

I tried not to take it too seriously, but even as a parody game I'm not really getting it. There's no instructions to start, so you're basically wandering around aimlessly trying to find something to do. I started to figure things out in the large city, and got as far as the ritual although I couldn't find a candle. The game really doesn't give much away. I spent 35 minutes and then realised I could be wandering around for the next 5 hours, so gave up. I'm sure there will be someone with the interest and patience to follow through and discover all the secrets to your story, but in a game like this I'd really recommend posting a walkthrough somewhere to save yourself and your players some hassle if they get stuck.

Found a few bugs;

You can walk through the guard in the first city.

The whole necklace thing had a few issues. After I first got the jewellery, the owner of the house appeared to be leaving it again. I went back inside, came out again to find him walking back to the house, although he never actually appears inside. He's just constantly on a loop walking back, so we can get trapped at that little entrance and have to wait for him to move past. Once I give the necklace back to the lady, she apparently walks down to the tavern, although I can immediately find her sat in her house.

In the global warming guys house I can get endless money, don't really know if that was supposed to happen.

The falafel doesn't have an icon which looks a bit strange.

To save time, you could really do with either speeding up the npcs walk, or having it on parallel or autonomous movement. There were a few times I just had to stand around and wait for someone to walk out of view which wasn't much fun.