This is one of the most touching games that I have ever read and played.

I took 2 excruciating hours of mindlessly wandering a set of plain hallways only to find some dumb thing not even remotely worth my time at the end. No game has sucked the life out of me more than this one. I hate this game more than any other, and that's a big goal to achieve, but since every single aspect of this infuriates me to the core, I'm not too surprised. Play something, anything else. Even Cookie Clicker is less of a waste of time than this pathetic mess is.