Setting and tone:

+ quite a few nut puns. Love it. 
+ I also love these kind of one-shot humour games, even if this one is a bit too dark for me.
+ mention of safty tools

Layout:

+ good clean layout with good text breaks and some artwork in between
+ it follows the tone

rules:

+ simple and easy rules that allow for quick spontaneous play. 
- Razor-Claw seems a bit overpowered as it always deals serious damage and lets you climb any surface for one energie. But it's not about optimising, it's about having fun.

All in all:

I like the game a lot. I will keep it in mind should spontaneous gaming desire break out. very good work.