If you do find the game jam edition of the game (see the dev logs), and ultimately play through the complete cutscene dialogue, it will crash at that point. Please be aware you will need to then kill the process inside the task manager.

I don't collect analytics or anything so it's just sitting there doing nothing. But might as well remove it from even living there. Wish I could do that to the demons in my head who just waste processing power and space.  

There's nothing more in that version of the game. Thanks for checking it out and quoting my blog post on this submission

My archnemisis has been playing Assassin's Creed in my head and taking out all the happy and productive hormones.