this was a lovely way to spend a bit of time, the writing is ace - amusing and intriguing in equal measure. thanks!

Beans

Everytime I quit I have to restart from the begining.

Wanted to like this but was just too hard for me to control. Playing on keyboard it was wayyyy too sensitive. At the same time, player projectiles too slow. All combines to create a very disconnected feel where you just have really poor control of your ship and your shooting. Would really appreciate an update.