The developer had an absolute gem of a game. The dash timer and chicken spawn rates were optimal and led to exhilarating gameplay. Keyword: had. The developer recently updated the game, or shall I say downgraded, by altering the pitch perfects settings of the original game. None of the new game modes simulate the same rush of excitement I had when first stepping into the world of "Poached Eggs". Shame. Before the update, I used to play the game with my late mother, now all memories I had of the fast-paced fun with her are gone. From now on every time I log on to play I will be filled with dread at the thought of my mother's sanctuary being defaced like this. As a Senior Software Engineer at Microsoft Incorporated, I was really looking forward to sharing this game with my co-workers after my mother was so pleased with it. It is truly sad to see it go down the drain.