Also:

• eep [target]
• dance [target]

Added the list of commands to the game page. It's:

• north, east, south, west, up, down
• kill <thing>
• look
• say "something"
• say <name> "something"
• score
• inventory
• wear <item>

So nice to see you entering this contest. Love the idea and theme! Is there a help command or a list of commands?

Please put a list of commands somewhere, I could not figure out how to walk north.