you are a teenage superhero named mikey meredith, fighting off monsters and villains throughout seattle with your super cool superpowered magic sword or whatever. way more important, you're in a shitty rock band and you're late for your gig...

Shuffle the deck. Play a Card. Hope for survival. You've woken up in a rattling train wagon, tied to a chair, and your captor seems more interested in playing cards than in answering questions. You don't really have a choice in the matter...