You are an elf. For generations, your people have been making the treacherous trek to the Fantasy 7-11 with the goal of acquiring a Slushie and Hot Dog. Warnings for: Violence Bloodshed Death Made for the REALLY BAD IF Jam, and is my first...
Look, it's easy. Just walk in, grab the beer, buy it, and leave. It's simple. Written by those with no experience but the words of others. Beta testing by manonamora. Originally for the REALLY BAD IF JAM.