A browser game made in HTML5.
This is absurdist glory! After 3 playthroughs I'm still not sure I actually accomplished anything, but I smiled the whole way. Despite the "so bad it's good" theme, you can tell a lot of effort went into crafting this strange culinary romp.
My only critique would be that having dialogue in the middle of a jump is legitimately frustrating (as opposed to the fun kind of frustrating this game is meant to be).
