Nobody will get to submit any games to this Jam. I DARE YOU TO TRY!!!!!!!!!!!! You have ONE SECOND!

I will be genuinely surprised if this works. This is both a test and a ridiculous stunt.

My only rule is that it's not NSFW - thus not pornographic, gory, and super crude. Other than that, I'm willing to accept anything, if you somehow manage to fit something in the one-second window.