You did a fantastic job making it frustrating! Between the minigames, slow text, 10 unskippable minutes, and so much more, you’ve made a wonderful variety of scenarios that are designed to make the experience as painful as possible. I found a lot of them funny, but if you’re going for 50 loops, I can see them getting old FAST. (Especially when you keep having to reset!) Definitely a game that while taxing to play yourself, would be hilarious to watch someone else play.
Also, this contains the worst rendition of Funiculi, Funicula I’ve ever heard, and that is a compliment. I’m genuinely impressed you managed to do that.
Only thing I have to point out is, I need to back up what one of the comments said. During the scene where you have to wait five minutes to exit the loop, nothing happened, even when I waited longer than five minutes. I think a timer is supposed to show up onscreen, but I didn’t see that either.
Overall, this excels at what it sets out to do!
This is the worst VM I've ever played.
It sucked with a mega suck-san suck like all the sucky games ever rolled into one.
-10/-10 probably will play it again anyway because I hate myself. I didn't used to hate myself but playing this game made me hate myself. And I recommend that you play it as well because you have such terrible taste in games that you will enjoy it.
Domo Arigato - NOT!
My eyes and ears will probably stop bleeding after a day or two.
A better plot than Shrek 3 and 90% of Sonic games.
H20/10. My girlfriend keeps demanding that I stop drinking so much soda and drink more water. Perhaps if I watch this a few dozen more times, I will finally understand why.
A disturbingly accurate nonfiction story about an average retail shift.
Fills me with seething rage 10/10