WOW! This is one of the best games I've played in the last decade. The thrill of my points rapidly increasing as the dodge bolls get faster and more numerous truly gets my blood pumping. The rush of life I feel upon successfully parrying a ball is the greatest high that I've experienced since I tried copious amounts of hard drugs. The visuals rival, no, far surpass its rivals with its beautiful checkerboard background and happily unanimated protagonist. 10/10. GOTY.