A very nice retro theme you accomplished there!
Responsive controls and intuitive game mechanics.
Well done :)

Great little game. Obviously those graphics are excellent- fantastic job recreating those damn Tiger Handhelds (which reminds me of my childhood, playing handhelds, getting beat up by my brother... getting beat by my mom... Ya know, kids stuff!) Overall, very fun (and funny) and your damn right about those entitled millennials. A+

Simple but very entertaining and fun

Also whats up with that game description?

? Dont understand this game sorry.

Millennial homeowner right here.  Cut the crap it is completely out of line and completely unnecessary.

Millennial homeowner here who eats avocados pretty regularly.
Game checks out.