This might be the greatest game I've ever played. Like, THE greatest. Like, I'm going to tell my grandkids of the day that I played this game. Tales will be told of it's legend, even past the days of the apocalypse, the Earth being succumbed to the sun's raw fiery power, and perhaps even past the heat death of the universe. This game aligned all my chakras in such a way that I saw the futility of our own lives, witnessing them all running their courses in an instant. I saw...transcendence. What we shall become, and what we shall leave behind.
This is Beat Around Thee Bush! You are President Bushes Body Guard, and you are tasked with keeping him alive at all costs. Block falling objects from hitting George Bush. Don't worry about losing health, you are invincible in this game. But the President isn't. (By the way, if the president is still alive after all the falling objects have passed, just go to the menu and select the next level. I didn't add a win condition.)
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Great job! I loved the humor that went into it, a real treat! Thanks so much for participating, Oakley!
I have seen god
This might be the greatest game I've ever played. Like, THE greatest. Like, I'm going to tell my grandkids of the day that I played this game. Tales will be told of it's legend, even past the days of the apocalypse, the Earth being succumbed to the sun's raw fiery power, and perhaps even past the heat death of the universe. This game aligned all my chakras in such a way that I saw the futility of our own lives, witnessing them all running their courses in an instant. I saw...transcendence. What we shall become, and what we shall leave behind.
Hey, can we talk?
This game was a spiritual experience. I have ascended. Thank you.
This is Beat Around Thee Bush! You are President Bushes Body Guard, and you are tasked with keeping him alive at all costs. Block falling objects from hitting George Bush. Don't worry about losing health, you are invincible in this game. But the President isn't. (By the way, if the president is still alive after all the falling objects have passed, just go to the menu and select the next level. I didn't add a win condition.)
Enjoy!