It was literally everything it was advertised as: The control scheme was awful and awkward, the sound design was physically uncomfortable to listen to, the visuals were horrible, and it did have 5 levels. Normally, we have to wait years for a company to produce a turd this polished, but somehow this game was made in just 48 hours. Not enjoyable, but novel and exactly what it said it was. I'm going to go rethink my life now.
Can't wait to see the Unreal remake!