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A jam submission

Coffee GrindView game page

God is asleep and needs coffee. Also God's name is Frank.
Submitted by Dead Name Games — 1 day, 7 hours before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Frustration#153.5003.500
Uncanny Valley#162.8332.833
Microtransactions#181.3331.333
Unfairness#242.6672.667
Confusion#292.5002.500
Ear destruction#311.5001.500
Overall#322.2382.238
Bugs#341.3331.333

Ranked from 6 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

I solemnly swear that I've made a bad game
yes I have

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Comments

Submitted

That was way, way too charming for me to consider it a truly bad game. The graphics are rough, it has no sound, and some degenerate strategies kill most of the challenge of the game, sure. But those retro graphics also have charm, the way actions are chosen is really need, and the whole thing is offbeat and adorable.

Developer

I knew I shouldn’t have gotten rid of that instant kill encounter 

Submitted(+1)

I think adding stuff like that would make the gameplay significantly worse, but wouldn't entirely kill the charm of the premise or art style.