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A jam submission

This is what happens when you buy a nvidia graphics cardView game page

A terrible hitpiece
Submitted by thecakeflavor — 1 hour, 41 minutes before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Confusion#24.2504.250
Frustration#133.7503.750
Unfairness#153.2503.250
Microtransactions#221.0001.000
Overall#242.4292.429
Bugs#301.7501.750
Uncanny Valley#322.0002.000
Ear destruction#361.0001.000

Ranked from 4 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

I solemnly swear that I've made a bad game
yes, I have

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HostSubmitted

I tried removing the door, it did not work

Submitted

I have no idea how to play this 😅

Developer

i updated the description to guide players to starting the game