I loved how there are so many endings and even some random variability in the sports and pop culture stories where some words are replaced, it's amusing. I played 9 times and got 8 different endings. At first I ignored the guy because I thought he was going to be a creep, but the ending hinted that I might want to suck up to him the second time :P . I was playing most of the time in the dark mode, and in the 9th play is when I tried toggling that at realized I could actually read the articles. Otherwise the contrast is way too low (gray on white I think) so it would be good if you could up the contrast of the text on its background in dark mode. 

Really cool look and fun to play! I played a few times. I think my record was 43s. I found the controls a bit disorienting and difficult to learn, but perhaps it's one of those one gets used to (I don't think I've seen something like that before); I wish I could also leave the slime but I have to wait for it.