This made me feel ill but in a way that I appreciated. It encapsulates what I perceive as the callousness of modern society, so relentlessly cruel and uncaring that it rolls around to being comical. It's so hilariously believable that the end of all days would be treated as just another banal event in a sea of ennui. Even more believable that armageddon itself wouldn't be enough to undo class separation and greed!

Really, just snappy writing all around, great sense of humor. And I specifically have to call out that flawless depiction of forum culture.

Thanks for making this. I wish I wasn't dirt poor so I could've paid the two bucks. I swear I'll scrounge up some cash for Elation.