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libGDXmas jokes

A topic by James / Java Cake Games created Dec 14, 2022 Views: 105 Replies: 2
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Why did the libGDX programmer have to use a different API to draw a Christmas tree?
Because the usual API only supported rendering rectangles, and the programmer couldn't figure out how to twist it into a tree shape!

What did the libGDX programmer give their significant other for Christmas?
A pixel art heart, drawn with the ShapeRenderer and scaled up to fill the screen! It may not have been the most impressive gift, but it came from the programmer's heart.

Why was the libGDX game so jittery during the Christmas parade?
Because the programmer was using a fixed timestep with a low frame rate, and the game couldn't keep up with all the excitement of the parade! The programmer promised to optimize the game's performance for next year's parade.

Why did the libGDX programmer put a tiny Christmas tree in their game?
Because they wanted to show off their sprite batching skills! The programmer carefully arranged the tree's triangles and quads to maximize the number of sprites drawn in a single batch. It may have been a small tree, but it was a big accomplishment for the programmer.

Why was the libGDX game so quiet on Christmas Eve?
Because the programmer forgot to add any sound effects! The game's levels were filled with silence, except for the occasional rustling of leaves or footsteps on snow. The programmer vowed to make up for their mistake by adding some festive music and sound effects for next year.

Why did the libGDX programmer have a hard time wrapping their Christmas presents?
Because they were so used to working with rectangular bounding boxes that they couldn't figure out how to wrap a non-axis-aligned box! The programmer tried their best to work around the problem, but in the end, they just had to settle for some oddly shaped presents.

Why did the libGDX programmer have to cancel their Christmas party?
Because their game was running so slowly that it couldn't handle the extra load of hosting a party! The programmer had spent so much time optimizing their game's performance that they forgot to leave room for fun. They promised to make it up to their friends by hosting a party in the game once they had fixed the performance issues.

Why did the libGDX programmer's Christmas dinner taste so weird?
Because they accidentally used the sprite font to write the recipe instead of the regular font! The instructions were all jumbled and hard to read, and the programmer ended up using the wrong ingredients in their dishes. It may have been a strange meal, but at least it was unique!

Why was the libGDX game so popular at the Christmas office party?
Because the programmer had added a special holiday mode that turned the game into a festive and fun experience! The game's levels were filled with snow, mistletoe, and gifts, and the enemies were replaced with jolly Santas and snowmen. The party-goers had a great time playing the game and spreading holiday cheer.

Why did the libGDX programmer's Christmas lights flicker?
Because they were using a fullscreen post-processing effect to simulate the twinkling of Christmas lights, and their game's performance couldn't keep up! The programmer had to turn off the effect to prevent the game from stuttering and lagging. They vowed to optimize the game's performance so they could enjoy the festive lights next year.

Why did the libGDX programmer's Christmas tree look so strange?
Because they used 3D models and lighting effects to create a realistic-looking tree, but the game's performance couldn't keep up with all the fancy graphics! The tree flickered and jittered on the screen, and it looked more like a ghost than a tree. The programmer promised to work on optimizing the game's performance so they could enjoy a beautiful tree next year.

Why did the libGDX programmer's Christmas party end early?
Because they ran out of virtual eggnog! The programmer had added a special holiday drink to their game, but they didn't anticipate how popular it would be. The guests drank so much eggnog that the game's inventory ran out, and the party had to end early. The programmer promised to stock up on more virtual eggnog for next year's party.

Why did the libGDX programmer's Christmas tree look so empty?
Because they were using a skeletal animation system to animate the tree's branches, but they forgot to add any decorations! The tree looked bare and lifeless on the screen, and it didn't have the usual Christmas cheer. The programmer promised to add some festive decorations for next year's tree.

How did the libGDX developer decorate his Christmas tree?
With sprite ornaments and pixel lights!

What did the libGDX developer get for Christmas?
A new game engine, of course!

Why was the libGDX developer's Christmas present so small?
Because it was a mobile game!

What did the libGDX developer get for Christmas from Santa?
A rendering API!

What did the libGDX developer get for Christmas from the Grinch?
A crash report!

What did the libGDX developer's friends get him for Christmas?
A new joystick for his desktop game!

What did the libGDX developer get from his secret Santa?
A physics engine!

Why did the libGDX developer have a great Christmas?
Because he had a game-changing holiday!

Why did the libGDX developer have a white Christmas?
Because he used a snow shader in his game!

What did the libGDX developer get from his grandmother for Christmas?
A new pair of headphones to listen to game audio!

Why was the libGDX developer's Christmas present so expensive?
Because it was a virtual reality headset!

What did the libGDX developer's dog get him for Christmas?
A new chew toy in the shape of a game controller!

Why was the libGDX developer's Christmas tree so square?
Because it was a sprite tree!

What did the libGDX developer get from his parents for Christmas?
A new laptop to develop games on!

Why was the libGDX developer's Christmas party so much fun?
Because it was a game jam!


All of these were generated using ChatGPT. The prompt was "Please write a Christmas-themed libGDX joke."

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Lol, i could tell it was chatgpt because it seems to a take a long time to get around to the punchline

I have forwarded your criticism to it. This caused it to produce some more one-sentence answers, but they're still quite cumbersome. My favourite new one:

What did the libGDX game developer get for Christmas?
A heap of memory so he could finally allocate some space for his holiday cheer.