Look. I love puns. However, I HATE BEING RAILROADED. Don't force me to follow your predetermined path if you're trying to make an enjoyable experience. Your story is shot in the proverbial foot as a result.
Short, but sweet. Poor Vee, being stuck "on a computer all day long." Ah, well. The heart is still a difficult thing to define, and one we don't comprehend in full. Perhaps one day...