I particularly liked the line that goes like "What am I waiting for? - I'm waiting for the loading to finish!", silly and hilarious but somehow thought-provoking.
In more detail, this game is about the super-mega-ultra-bad adventure of one samurai. In more MORE detail, you'll see a VERY bad story about a samurai who goes in search of the lost sword of his distant, treacherous relative. Along the way...
You play against the computer. The one which got first 20 points win the game. With left mouse button you move or grab the ball from the enemy. With right mouse button you throw the ball
Use WASD to move a burgir. Nikocado wants to lose some weight, and get a Girlfriend. You need to help him! Ö̴̝͍̙͖̘̣̝͂ţ̴̟̙̘͉̼̿h̶͎̻̫͕̽̽͝e̴̺̜̽̏͐͆̄̕r̶̤̅͂̔w̶̝̰͈̃̆͆̓͐î̴̼̬̦̥̓͝ͅs̴̓̐̇...