I tried to kick the dude in the horse mask but he got me first :(
This was fun but a few times I wasn't sure what to do or what was happening- the "search" mission ended successfully for me and I wasn't sure why, and the clearout mission I got hit with a laser that I had no idea where it came from. I'd maybe add some tooltips or HUD markers to indicate to the player the current objective!
I loved the shameless quirkiness of it all though- especially the sound effects and the flying laser shark- well done!