My lawyers would like to redact that and inform you that we have established that we have no case and we would like to reach a settlement out of court after we Send you $49.99 for all the trouble we have caused you.
We have hit the Send button and exactly $49.99 should be arriving in your account in approximately five to seven business days. Regretfully, we cannot expedite the process, as banks like to keep money for as long as possible.