Good luck, here's most of the fanfic that precluded this topic =P
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May the Emperor bless us, that a Jetpack Hammer Robot isn't created.
PS Plz
PPS Purdy plz
PPPS This is your coment, cogito, I find it funny
PPPPS Don't nerf the hammer
(Analysis-Bot) the Emperor blessing humans? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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(Commentatron) Erik! Create a JetHammer Bot right now, or you'll receive the Hopper treatment!
(Analysis-Bot) I am unfamiliar with the "Hopper" treatment. please elaborate Commentatron
(Commentatron) It's simple, Analysis-Bot, we lock the human in a room, and put a Hopper inside that room, then, the Hopper tries to bite the human's face off,
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(Commentatron) Humans fighting against more humans? It will be a great marketing campaing... I mean, I'm not only here to make money, I also want to see humans die, but, humans versus humans, I'd pay for that!
(Emperor) But it will drain the human minds quicker, foolish commentator!
(Commentatron) We could just go to another human settlement, we are almost discovering the human home planet!
(Analysis-Bot) I thought that the Vogons blew their planet up to make way for a hyperspace bypass...
(Commentatron) Ummm... no, those were the Martians
(Analysis-Bot) I was pretty sure that it was the Vogons. see The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(Commentatron) *grabs the book* You do know this is a ficticional human story, right?
(Analysis-Bot #42) you do know that we are also fictional, right?
(Commentatron) .......
REALITY ERROR! REALITY ERROR! R34L1TY 3RR0R!
(Emperor) O.O
ANALYSIS-BOT #42 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?!? GARBAGE BOTS, DISPOSE OF HIM IMMEDIATELY!
(Commentatron #69) Well, I am the second best Commentatron, so I'll replace him...
(Commentatron) *catches on fire, and releases sparks*
(Emperor) in the confusion, the human got away!!!
this is YOUR fault, Analysis-Bot!
(Analysis Bot #42) I think the human was faulty anyways, sooooo... there is no problem, right?
(Analysis-Bot #43) *Laser*
(Analysis-Bot #43) *Takes out hammer and kills Analysis-Bot #42*
(Analysis-Bot #7) Oh dear, such brutality....