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THIS [CONSUMER PRODUCT] HAS INCREASED MY HAPPINESS QUOTIENT BEYOND RECOMMENDED LEVELS. IT UNDERSTANDS ITS SOURCE MATERIAL AND DOESN'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING FANCY WITH IT AND THAT MAKES IT ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
THE GAME IS INNOVATIVE AND RUNS SMOOTHER THAN A [OTHER BUTTER-BASED PRODUCTS ARE AVAILABLE] GREASED WOMBAT.
MY [FELLOW SLAUGHTR USERS) AND I SUBMIT OUR GRATITUDE