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---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☑ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☐ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Eargasm

☐ Very good

☑ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☐ Kids

☑ Teens

☐ Adults

☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☑ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---

☐ Floppy Disk

☐ Old Fashioned

☑ Workable

☐ Big

☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive

☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it

☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☑ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☐ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☑ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☑ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☑ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☐ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

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---{ Author }---

https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template 

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Lv.3 Has a bug where if you grab an enemy whilst falling and throw them you go flying away.

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No story? Im sorry, you obviously haven't looked at the hidden lore, the 10 book novel series, the Golden gun, and how the elevator states 43 at the start, signifying how its 1943, and this is obviously a mafia being taken down, by this guy, who we can theorize is named matt because thats the only name this mafia could hate.


This is a joke on Fnaf and all that hidden lore bs, in case you can't tell