(I'm broken Bonnie) OK update. It's...better? (Same phone btw) Like it's hella laggy but...it's actually playable now. It doesn't crash every 10 seconds anymore. Got to right after August fell down and it only crashed 3 times. So just got to make sure to save frequently and you'll be fine. Still love that one line.
"You hit me... WITH YOUR CAR!!"
Also who the fuck was gonna tell me that Jamie had a tail?!?! How the hell did I only now notice it?!