(Analysis-Bot #17)
Name: Muhammad Ali
Occupation: Boxer
why does this human have no sword?!
(Commentatron) Maybe Assemblytron made a mistake?
(Muhammad) *punches the motherboard out of a group of MK1 Combat Swordsmen*
(Commentatron) Oh, that's why...
(Analysis-Bot #17) that human is floating like an intergalactic butterfly-cruiser model 2983 and stinging like a beebot-destroyer 500!
(Commentatron) No, he isn't, that Hammer Bot killed him
(Hammer Bot) Target Eliminated
(Analysis-Bot #17) ok, next human
Name: Pewdiepie
Occupation: YouTube
Favorite color: Deleting my channel
(Commentatron) *sends a YouTube algorithm to his robot body*
(Analysis-Bot #17)look at how full the arena is! so many viewers! so many views!
Yes, and each of them paid 30 Credits to get in...
We've just got 30000000 credits for that one...
(Analysis-Bot #17) quick! !spawn jetpack2 X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
(Commentatron) Alright, next human:
Name: Cogitoergosum815
Occupation: Game supporter/Latin student
Age: I dunno
(EnderWitherX) Well, time to return the favor...
!betkiller JetArcher2
!spawn JetArcher2 X 4000000000