thank you! the title is a reference to a meme about the movie Old (dir. M. Night Shyamalan) which features the characters going to a beach where they age rapidly in the span of a few hours (or something like that, i've never seen it). basically my partner and i joke frequently that my chronic health issues mean my body is that of a 70 year old person even though i'm fairly young, which turned into my partner making a joke about how my body went to "the beach that makes you old" which then became the title of this game!
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haha! Nice, I feel that so much. Like, I have sleep disorders and one thing I've been trying to do recently is if I feel tired after like 11pm, I go on to bed. It suuuuucks and makes me feel like I'm like 50 years old and a nurse is going like "let's get you to bed, grand" [what is a neutral pa/ma? lol. na?]. but the nurse and the grandna are the same person so it's so hard
then sometimes I still sleep an entire day even if I go to bed at a reasonable time and I feel old then too. I'm yelling at my brain like "I'm 28!!! why do I need 16 hours of sleep, body!?"
just put me in the retirement home already lol