I also enjoyed it, but I think the problem is that the characters spoke like women.
That's the tricky thing about Japanese, there are tones that men like to use and tones that women like to use. If you're using chatGPT to translate, you can set it to speak like a Japanese manga character.
I would also like Japanese subtitles, so I hope you'll reconsider. I'll leave a URL with instructions on how to do it.