Harold in the plains. I am entering this expecting mayhem and chaos. So far the stock title screen leads me to believe that I will for sure.
Harold, learn to use punctuation, my dude. Also, why are you yelling all the time? Chill, my man.
Harold 2 arrives and the madness begins. Has anyone watched Being John Malchovich? This reminds me a lot of that movie.
I know this is a joke game, but there are a serious amount of inconsistencies with the capitalization and grammar in this game.
Who is this? You are not a Harold, begone thot!
So. Many. Cut-off. Words.
Oooh, shiny.
Slime battle! Save the world from being covered in muck!
So turns out that Harold is terrible with this sword. No damage on physical attacks, git gud.
No! Harold 4!
Lava is bad guys.
Single Minded pursuit of your objective, gotta admire that dedication.
Best ending yet. Damn.