I am mad, for I am bad. This game is everything wrong with modern development. Mario Kart (Miyamoto-san's wicked blight on racing games) and it's introduction of rubber band mechanics has atrophied the modern race game enthusiast, and such comeback mechanics are a plague spreading across the globe. This brings us to me... someone with a medically diagnosed skill issue, unable to win, too stubborn to lose. For a score of days and nights, I wrested with the AI (on Normal) until I at last triumphed. I am tired. I crave rest, and so rest I shall, and forget this wretched game.
JK, this was super slick, showed a ton of character, and provided a deceptively simple twist on Pong that offered a lot of fun and frustration(the good kind) the title alone made me click when seeing it in another comment section. I had a blast!