This made me laugh until I cried, this was so fun you're getting all my stars! Feedback, well, this was my first game jam too, first time doing anything to do with game development (even though I only did the art stuff) so being the art person maybe I can just give helpful feedback that way.
I think the overall look is cohesive and that's great! and I didn't run into any bugs. I kept trying to press W and S to scale up and down, rather than Q and E, but I'm not used to playing games like this so it could be more intuitive for other people. I've played like ten times now and can't find the cheese....
fOUDN THE CHEESE
Okay so it is winnable by someone medium-versed in video games.
This was great!