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(Commentatron) The human has arrived!


Name: Carl Johnson

Age: 24

Occupation: Gangster

Favorite color: Green


(CJ) What's goin' on? I bet these robots are plans from the Ballas! *grabs a MECH-10, and sprays lasers on all robots*


PS MECH-10 is a pun on MAC-10, a submachine gun

(Analysis-Bot #17) WHAT?!?! A GUN?!?!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although, it would be interesting if we added it in the March update to balance out ranged vs melee weapons... SOMEONE TELL THAT HUMAN NAMED ERIK RYDEMAN THAT IF HE DOESN'T TAKE NOTES ON THIS, WE'LL SEND IN THE JETPACK HOPPER!!!!!!!!

(Commentatron) Wait, his name is Erik Rydeman? Also, I never approved this "Jetpack Hopper"!

(Analysis-Bot #17) yes.

(Emperor) I APPROVED IT! WE WERE IN A NEED OF SOME MORE NON HUMANOID ENEMIES DESPERATELY!

(cogitoergosum815) *wink wink*

(Jetpack Hopper) Where's the stick? WHERE'S THE STICK!!


(Commentatron) Who was playing go fetch with it? AND WHY IS THIS HUMAN INSIDE THE COMMENTATOR AREA!?!?!?!

(Analysis-Bot #17) he is helping to decide what course of action we should take along with that human EnderWitherX, so we decided to allow it to view the human contestants from the commentator area. and the stick? I took that to use as an extra limb

(Jetpack Hopper) *bites the stick off Analysis-Bot' s body*


(EnderWitherX) I think it's mad...

(Analysis-Bot #17) be quiet, human

(Commentatron) Oh, CJ is wrecking everything... I have 3 options to take him down, though!

(Commentatron) First option, we send the MK3 Cyclops and his army of cute Sheepatrons. Second option, we call the SWAR, third option, we get a Doppelgänger, and if all that fails, we send the purge team, composed of Spidertrons 6666!


(OfficeTron #42) What does SWAR mean? I don't get it...


(Commentatron) Special Weapons And Robots.