This might be crazy guys but... maybe the protagonist's first thought should have been that he wants to rob you and just finished him off then and there with the bat because he's an home intruder first and foremost 😱😱😱
B-b-b-but. Silly Rat boi 🥺
OH NO NO NO THATS A THREAT TO YOUR SAFETY
nah. I know what to do to live. Just give him cheese. I have loads of it
what if he has a cheese preference though? like he loves muenster hates jack pepper and that's all you got?
I go buy fuggin cheese 🙂🔪
better yet, purchase a cheese mill and turn it into a multi-million dollar business 💯💯💯💪💪👍👍🙏
