Because it is. Clearly you don't know a good game when you see one, and ULTRAKILL isn't one.
No one really cares about the good games, they only care about the popular ones. It's only until an underrated game's name gets spoken that the twinks who deny Skibidi Ping Pong from their life get furious, and spread their preposterous agenda onto those who simply are just trying to behold and cherish the peak, the summit of the mountain, above all video games, triple A to indie, resides the one, the only, Skibidi Ping Pong. Flaunting its superiority across the lands, the two peaks, Garten of BanBan and Skibidi Ping Pong, and in the valley below, situates the shitfest that is ULTRAKILL. You can't a bottom of a valley without two peaks surrounding it.
Godspeed, brother.