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"Why need college"
As a Harvard graduate, I can confidently say this game is a masterpiece of subtle complexity. The graphics are so immersive, they remind me of the advanced color theory I studied at Harvard. The plot is a brilliant enigma—though Harvard didn’t prepare me for twists this obvious. Gameplay? Flawlessly unpredictable in how predictably things go wrong! The controls offer a unique challenge, much like the rigors of my Harvard exams. The soundtrack is, without question, a sound you’ll hear. Overall, this game is an intellectual triumph—though only someone with my Harvard education could fully grasp its... simplicity. Play it immediately!
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