The holy goat
"Japanes graunts"
This game is a dream come true for anyone, like me, who’s always wanted to throw sushi at people! The graphics? They’re almost as delicious as the sushi I’m flinging across the screen. The gameplay is a whirlwind of fishy chaos, with every toss perfectly satisfying my lifelong desire to hurl nigiri at unsuspecting characters. The story? Honestly, it’s just a vehicle to get me closer to throwing more sushi! It’s like the game knows what I’ve been craving my whole life. If you’ve ever wanted to sushi-slap someone, this game’s for you. 絶妙なサーモンは空を飛ぶ! (Cool, right?)
Nameste padawan :)