I love how you write these goobers with their extra unnecessary letters and incoherent garbling. They come off like they're fae beings or something- mean-spirited or not- that just kinda roll with whatever everyone else is doing no matter what's happening. It's entertaining even if you don't care about smut.
Just like with Slash Cucumber XXX, you've done an excellent job of injecting fun into eating a tree. Sure, it's short, but the branching paths are great and they make the shortness work as a part of the experience. Super cool, love it!